The Insatiable Ohh Wee
It sadens me to say that Mz Cane has requested the weekends off. To carry you through the weekends, Mz Cane will appoint a weekend mediator for discussions. To your further disappointment, her husband volunteered for this weekend. The good news is that Monday's discussion will probably be off the chain.
Last night i was shuffling through ideas for a subject while feeding my daughter. Well into her second bottle i felt her firm belly, full of milk. However she continued to suck on the bottle as if hadn't had a drop in hours. Reminded me of a Bob Marley song, "Dem belly full but we hungry", thus giving birth to today's topic.
I'm sure everyone has that one thing that they can never get enough of. I've been known to take down a 16-ounce steak and want another. We all have something that we can never get enough of whether its your favorite food, quality time with family, or ...the "ooh wee".
"ooh wee"(eww-WEE) - (n.)Any potentially addictive substance or concept that is instantly gratifying upon the initial sampling.
The "ooh wee" could be sex, drugs, money, anything. When 1st discovered its evidenced when you ask your self these questions:
You have not lived unless you truely know what your "ohh wee" is. You recognise the "ooh wee" because you specifically pine for the "ooh wee". The question is, when have you had enough of the "ooh wee"? Are you insatiable when it comes to the "ooh wee"?
U are my every fantasy
There's no telling how far I'd go
Cuz when it comes 2 u, I know
I'm insatiable and I just can't stop
Even if I wasn't thirsty,
I would drink every drop
Last night i was shuffling through ideas for a subject while feeding my daughter. Well into her second bottle i felt her firm belly, full of milk. However she continued to suck on the bottle as if hadn't had a drop in hours. Reminded me of a Bob Marley song, "Dem belly full but we hungry", thus giving birth to today's topic.
I'm sure everyone has that one thing that they can never get enough of. I've been known to take down a 16-ounce steak and want another. We all have something that we can never get enough of whether its your favorite food, quality time with family, or ...the "ooh wee".
"ooh wee"(eww-WEE) - (n.)Any potentially addictive substance or concept that is instantly gratifying upon the initial sampling.
The "ooh wee" could be sex, drugs, money, anything. When 1st discovered its evidenced when you ask your self these questions:
1. Is this real?
2. Where have you been all my life?
3. Who told me this was wrong?
4. Why can't i quit you?
You have not lived unless you truely know what your "ohh wee" is. You recognise the "ooh wee" because you specifically pine for the "ooh wee". The question is, when have you had enough of the "ooh wee"? Are you insatiable when it comes to the "ooh wee"?
U are my every fantasy
There's no telling how far I'd go
Cuz when it comes 2 u, I know
I'm insatiable and I just can't stop
Even if I wasn't thirsty,
I would drink every drop
-Insatiable (Prince)
And i'm goin leave it at that ladies and gentlemen. Normally Mz Cane sites personal examples from her own experiences, however I prefer to post my dirt later under a fake name. Take this subject and run with it. Tell us about your ooh wee? How did you discover it? Do you still crave it or have you had enough? Have you had to implement "ooh wee" boundaries? And if you haven't found your "ooh wee", please share with us why you are so boring. *just teasing*
-Ali
posted by Mz Cane at 12:08 PM
7 Comments:
Oh how cute...a team effort!!! My oww-wee is in a state far, far away so it's not too easy to get without a plane ride, a rental car and a bullet proof vest!
Oh yeah, weekend traffic tends to be slow on these things.
Hmmm. My ooo wee is good sex! Can't get enough of it. Now I haven't always been this way, but this one guy turned me out, so now...I just can't seem to let him or his mini-me go! Sex with anyone else is just a tour of the old folks home.
Well, I would say that I have a whole plethora of "ooh wee"s. I like sex, drugs, and alcohol. No, not crack or cocaine, just the mary jane. Damn corporate America! Specifically, tequila is my drink of choice. Can't go wrong if you have Jose, Cabo, Patrone, or two fingers... Man I wish the worm in the bottom was still legal! But the very worst of my addictions, emphasis on "dict"ions...is the good ole little man. Gotta love good loving!
I have several. Good food, good music, and good friends. Spending time with my FOUR children.(OOOOh WEEEE!). And of course, doing anything with that wonderful man of mine. But my biggest oooh wee is LAUGHTER. I cannot get enough of it. That's why I just love spending time with people like your wife, MZ Cane. She is one of the funniest people I know. My face and head hurts by the end of the night from laughing with that nut. She needs to do stand-up on the side.
My ooh wee is probably boring to most. Its game playing. Mostly card games (spades, pinochle, bid whist, cut throat) but board games too (scrabble, dominos, backgammon). I love to play. Especially spades. I think that was my major at A&T. It was nothing for me to skip class for a card game. Hanging in the union slapping cards until it Mr. Floyd kicked us out. Piecing together 3 decks to form one good deck (sometimes we were too broke to afford a new deck). Taking score on the back of a paper bag (you'd think that at a university that someone would have a sheet of paper but nah...not in the union). When all the tables and chairs were taken we would turn over one of the tall trashcans and play standing up. Playing at someones house til 4 in the morning. Even now that I am no longer in school that is my favorite pasttime. I will wake up from a deep sleep to play a good game of cards. On occasion I have taken a 3 hour lunch break to play. I have it bad. Not as bad as I used to tho. I no longer carry a deck of cards in my purse (but there is a deck in the glovebox in my car). Always ready to play. Actually fiending for a good game right now. Hopefully I can get my fix soon.
Short and sweet! LOL my ooo wee is a big butt and a smile I love women with big booty that are not cocky.
My Ooh wee... well honestly, it has changed over the years. It has been lots of things at different times of my life. So how about I choose one... or two, or three? My "ooh wee" feels like sunshine when she's gone, sounds like ivory keys playing my song, tastes like extra spicy hot wings, and smells like a warm breeze blowing through a forest of fractals. Yeah, I know. I'm a little screwed! LOL Nice post.
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