Who The Hell Knows....
So its Sunday night and I am sooooo drunk typing this. I am typing intoxicated and I have no idea what the hell my subject is going to be, but whatever it is..I hope I don't say too much! If I remember correctly, I had 2 shots of Patron, 1 shot of Jose Cuervo, 2 seven and sevens and an Singapore Sling. Tomorrow I have to go to work, no more maternity leave. I thought I would go out with a bang. Thanks "wives club". Shout out...Ya'll are the best! We went out tonight...yeah I went to church this morning, so it balances out. We just went to the all male revue at Thee Dollhouse. Wow...if I wasn't married...
So I watched tons of women throw tons of money at men tonight. Black men, white men,and best of all this Puerto Rican poppy named Ecstasy...I saw more money flying in there than I could ever imagine. What makes men and women give up their hard earned money for a few minutes of pleasure? Now I know you are wondering why I was there in the first place...well... I have just stared a "side hustle". I am now a Passion Party consultant(shoot me an email or call me to setup a party!!!). I deal in massage oils, edible gels, toys, lingerie, books..fun stuff! So I figured, for bachelorette party purposes....maybe I should get to know some strippers. Might be good for business. Ok, and the fact that I just wanted to go! So I went to this all male revue and got as many numbers as I could... Thanks "A" for being my lead in!
So as I sat there watching "Ecstasy", who was a fine specimen of Puerto Rican man, age 24, height around 6', weight around 175, six pack included, black baseball cap with black windsuit pants on over some tiny black boxer briefs...but who was really paying attention. He was bad as hell. I wondered what it would be like to be his girl. I wondered if he had a girl. And if he did, how does she feel knowing all these women were touching all over her man. Paying him to grind his hips into them for just a minute or two. Um um um. If he was mine, I don't think I would want anyone falling all out over him, I would ended it...quick. I'm greedy and very jealous, I would not share. Not for anything!
These brings me to our discussion points for the day. Could you be in a committed relationship with a stripper? Have you ever tried? Could you deal with your man or your woman being desired and touched all over night after night?
By the way...none of these dudes could ever mess with my hubby...he's the baddest of all. :) I see ya, Sideways.
So I watched tons of women throw tons of money at men tonight. Black men, white men,and best of all this Puerto Rican poppy named Ecstasy...I saw more money flying in there than I could ever imagine. What makes men and women give up their hard earned money for a few minutes of pleasure? Now I know you are wondering why I was there in the first place...well... I have just stared a "side hustle". I am now a Passion Party consultant(shoot me an email or call me to setup a party!!!). I deal in massage oils, edible gels, toys, lingerie, books..fun stuff! So I figured, for bachelorette party purposes....maybe I should get to know some strippers. Might be good for business. Ok, and the fact that I just wanted to go! So I went to this all male revue and got as many numbers as I could... Thanks "A" for being my lead in!
So as I sat there watching "Ecstasy", who was a fine specimen of Puerto Rican man, age 24, height around 6', weight around 175, six pack included, black baseball cap with black windsuit pants on over some tiny black boxer briefs...but who was really paying attention. He was bad as hell. I wondered what it would be like to be his girl. I wondered if he had a girl. And if he did, how does she feel knowing all these women were touching all over her man. Paying him to grind his hips into them for just a minute or two. Um um um. If he was mine, I don't think I would want anyone falling all out over him, I would ended it...quick. I'm greedy and very jealous, I would not share. Not for anything!
These brings me to our discussion points for the day. Could you be in a committed relationship with a stripper? Have you ever tried? Could you deal with your man or your woman being desired and touched all over night after night?
By the way...none of these dudes could ever mess with my hubby...he's the baddest of all. :) I see ya, Sideways.
posted by Mz Cane at 12:19 AM
6 Comments:
MZ Cane I liked the way you ended your blog. That was very smart. I don't think I could let my girl be a stripper. I've seen too many things go on in a strip club. I've been to some off the hook strip clubs in Tennessee and Georgia. I know a couple of situations if you kicked the female strippers off a little extra....you could get the bomb head game and whatever else you wanted in the VIP room. On the flip side of that maybe I can treat that like a business and have her bring some of those green backs home to papa!!!
Here I go about to tell all of my business. "Sharing is great!" Could I be in a committed realtionship with a stripper? Heck yeah! I guess you have to be able to seperate sex and love in order to do this. Could I deal with my man/woman being desired and touched all over night after night? Ah, yeah! Quite frankly, the thought of it turns me on. And what is commitmtent anyways? That is such a relative term. Am I breaking my commitment by allowing othes of the opposite sex to touch me? In my opinion, no. Would I be breaking my commitment if I gave my heart to someone else? Well thats a yes. Bottom line is, exotic dancers/strippers who are true professionals keep it strictly business. Those doing it to rack up notches on their belt, or who are between jobs and down for whatever are the ones you hafta watch out for. They arent going to bring it home to you every nite, or even be truthful about it. The true professionals are do-able in terms of relationship. Now since I haven't experienced this first hand, I am specualtion on how I would react. But knowing me, I don't see a problem.
Signed...........................Salty about no shout out!
PS "Sideways"? Nothing but S&G material!
Hell to da nawl! There is no way that my man could be a stripper. Not that he doesn't have the skills (I tell him all the time what a great dancer he is). I just couldn't handle knowing that all those women were touching on him. The thought of another woman touching my man...well lemme not even think about that. Funny how it doesn't turn my stomach as much for him to go to a strip club to "watch" and "conversate" with the female strippers. I guess I'm more secure when it's his choice to touch as opposed to him not having so much control over women touching him.
Thanks for the shout out MzCane. Had a blast.
My bad New Blogger! You know you my dog! I just gave her a shout out because she ran interception until I could get there to get the telephone numbers! My bad!!!
Shout out, New Blogger..you know you 'bout crazy. WE all can hang out ANYTIME!!!
Yes, Yes, Yes, Strippers!!! I have not dated a stripper, but I would if I met one that I was really interested in. Like the new blogger said above, she would have to be a real professional and strictly about business. No side hustle, like giving men head, eating out other women, or prostituting herself for more money. As long as I am the only man (well, let me change that, person, I don't want her laying down with any men or women)she is laying down with, I have no problem with her stripping. Especially if she is good and desirable, she will be making much cheddar that she can use and sprinkle on me. I can spend her money instead of mine!!! For forplay, she can practice her tricks with me. So to all the past, present, future strippers that read this blog, keep wiggling your hips, shaking your butt, jiggling your tits, and jirating your body (SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE FORMER STUDENTS OF MS. MCFADDEN-WADE's class at A&T), we love yall!!!
No. Touch my man? Hell no! Look yeah, just because you are on a diet don't mean you can't look at the menu. It's when you starting sampling, that's when I have a problem. Knowing he hot is one thing but touch him and you burn!
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