Sprung? Not Me...
She got me doin da dishes
Anythang she want for some kisses
I'm cookin for her when she gets hungry
All she do is actin like she want me
She cuttin off all my homies
Even all my other ronnies
She ain't even my main lady
See I been thinking 'bout it lately
Man she really don't deserve me
All she wanna do is hurt me
So I gotta get away from her...
But now I'm leaving quickly
Before she come and try to get me...
And I'm takin everythang with me...
Well it all come down to her...
I'm Sprung...(I'm sprung)
Dawg She Got Me...
Got me doin things I'll never do If u ain't been I'm tellin you
I'm Sprung...(I'm Sprung)
Dawg She Got Me...
Got me doin things I'll never do If u ain't been I'm tellin you
-T-Pain "I'm Sprung"
Ok, we have all been there. At the point where we look in the mirror and notice that we have grown pointy ears and a tail and the word jackass is written across our foreheads. The worst part is that everyone else has seen that plastered on your forehead for months. You were the only person that did not realize that you were playing Boo-Boo the fool.
I am a romantic at heart. I fall in love quick and fall in love hard. I love hard. This has been a handicap of mine all of my grown life. I have been hurt so many times because I did everything I could to hang on to men who obviously didn't love me back. I am just now beginning to be a little hard, I no longer wear my emotions on my sleeve. They more they see of you, the more they can manipulate you.
I could write on this topic all day. From the dumb shit I did in high school for a guys "love" to things I let the hubby get away with now...Boo-Boo the Fool has been my middle name. I'm not even sure what the dumbest thing I've ever done for love is. I know one situation that came close. I once dated this guy, the quarterback of A&T's football team, we dated (secretly) for about 3 months. He told me we had to keep it hush, because it was football season and the coach wanted him to concentrate on the ball and not his balls...so secret was ok with me. HeeHaw HeeHaw. I should known when he told me how special I was, and then asked me if I could help him with his accounting homework in the next breath. It got to the point where he would come by, kiss my deeply with such passion, and then put his accounting text book on my dresser with his assignment in it and then fall asleep in my room. And just like magic, it was all done for him in the morning before he went to class. I didn't start to notice until we only saw each other on Monday and Wednesday nights, the days before his accounting class. One night I didn't do it, I left on the dresser and went to bed. He snuggled all close and told me how much he appreciated me. Then, the next morning when he saw I didn't do his homework, he changed to Mr. Hyde...whoa, he was pissed. When I asked him if that was all I was to him, some damn workbook questions, he freaked. That was the beginning of the end. That night, I looked in the mirror, to my surprise I had big horse teeth, pointy ears, and everytime I opened my mouth...Hee Haw, Hee Haw...I was a jackass.
Bad karma came back on him when he was arrested for drunk driving, thus ending his illustrious (not) football career. Mr. Woodruff...um um um. If you were at home doing your accounting homework instead of drinking with Marcus and Jermaine...the cops wouldn't have got your ass. :)
So weigh in...what is the dumbest thing you ever did for the opposite sex? When did you turn into the jackass in the mirror? If this has never happened to you, or you have yet to realize it, then guess what, you are playing Boo-Boo now...lol.
Anythang she want for some kisses
I'm cookin for her when she gets hungry
All she do is actin like she want me
She cuttin off all my homies
Even all my other ronnies
She ain't even my main lady
See I been thinking 'bout it lately
Man she really don't deserve me
All she wanna do is hurt me
So I gotta get away from her...
But now I'm leaving quickly
Before she come and try to get me...
And I'm takin everythang with me...
Well it all come down to her...
I'm Sprung...(I'm sprung)
Dawg She Got Me...
Got me doin things I'll never do If u ain't been I'm tellin you
I'm Sprung...(I'm Sprung)
Dawg She Got Me...
Got me doin things I'll never do If u ain't been I'm tellin you
-T-Pain "I'm Sprung"
Ok, we have all been there. At the point where we look in the mirror and notice that we have grown pointy ears and a tail and the word jackass is written across our foreheads. The worst part is that everyone else has seen that plastered on your forehead for months. You were the only person that did not realize that you were playing Boo-Boo the fool.
I am a romantic at heart. I fall in love quick and fall in love hard. I love hard. This has been a handicap of mine all of my grown life. I have been hurt so many times because I did everything I could to hang on to men who obviously didn't love me back. I am just now beginning to be a little hard, I no longer wear my emotions on my sleeve. They more they see of you, the more they can manipulate you.
I could write on this topic all day. From the dumb shit I did in high school for a guys "love" to things I let the hubby get away with now...Boo-Boo the Fool has been my middle name. I'm not even sure what the dumbest thing I've ever done for love is. I know one situation that came close. I once dated this guy, the quarterback of A&T's football team, we dated (secretly) for about 3 months. He told me we had to keep it hush, because it was football season and the coach wanted him to concentrate on the ball and not his balls...so secret was ok with me. HeeHaw HeeHaw. I should known when he told me how special I was, and then asked me if I could help him with his accounting homework in the next breath. It got to the point where he would come by, kiss my deeply with such passion, and then put his accounting text book on my dresser with his assignment in it and then fall asleep in my room. And just like magic, it was all done for him in the morning before he went to class. I didn't start to notice until we only saw each other on Monday and Wednesday nights, the days before his accounting class. One night I didn't do it, I left on the dresser and went to bed. He snuggled all close and told me how much he appreciated me. Then, the next morning when he saw I didn't do his homework, he changed to Mr. Hyde...whoa, he was pissed. When I asked him if that was all I was to him, some damn workbook questions, he freaked. That was the beginning of the end. That night, I looked in the mirror, to my surprise I had big horse teeth, pointy ears, and everytime I opened my mouth...Hee Haw, Hee Haw...I was a jackass.
Bad karma came back on him when he was arrested for drunk driving, thus ending his illustrious (not) football career. Mr. Woodruff...um um um. If you were at home doing your accounting homework instead of drinking with Marcus and Jermaine...the cops wouldn't have got your ass. :)
So weigh in...what is the dumbest thing you ever did for the opposite sex? When did you turn into the jackass in the mirror? If this has never happened to you, or you have yet to realize it, then guess what, you are playing Boo-Boo now...lol.
posted by Mz Cane at 8:35 PM
9 Comments:
I know Mz Cane is not the only one, come on now. I am working on my list and trying to figure out which thing was the dumbest before I post. To think, I did some whacked stuff in the name of love.
oh maaan...where do I begin...
1. How bout I stayed with a guy even after I was presented with an up close and personal video shoot of him getting blown off by some chick that sat next to me in my Marketing class. I was like..."well it's only head...it's not like he's WITH her or anything"...HE HAW!
2. I drove back and forth from Raleigh to Atlanta every weekend to see this dude all the while making excuses for why he couldn't reciprocate....HE HAW.
3. And last and by far the DUMBEST thing I ever did...I loaned a man money...a lot of money....might as well have burned Benjamins in my fireplace. Dumb Dumb Dumb.
Sorry Mz. Cane.......we dont have enough time or space to post today. I dont think I want to relive the moments, unless someone wants to "church up" for my therapist bill. Just to only add, I'm eternally hopeful that ONE day someone will think Im special enough, smart enough, cute enough or "whatever"-enough not to be the fool in his life.....
Staying with a man who told me I was overweight. He did not think I was overweight in bed. HEE-HAW!
Living in the same town with a man, dating him for over a year and never meeting his family or friends. HEE-HAW!
When I fould out about the other woman and stayed with him, thinking I was special. HEE-HAW
When I found out I was the other woman and stayed with him, thinking I was special. DUMB-A**!
After I married him, I found out he abused his 1st wife. Why in the hell wouldn't he hit my black butt? I still have not gotten rid of the big teeth behind that.
In college, I was dating this guy and he only found time for me "late night". I think I deserved some ears.
He could only find time for me during the week, never on weekends. Yes, not only was he getting the tail, I grew one.
10:49 am, I agree with Number 3....I will never, ever lend another man moeny, put it on my charge card and the all time worse, co-signing for him to get anything. I was not dumb, pitiful and insane.
OK fellows, the women out here are not the only ones who at one point in their lives, Boo Boo the Fool. It has happen to us men to. So lets get to posting. I will start it off for the men.
1. A girl called me ugly, said she would never give me the time of day, and even said we were never friends and would ever be friends, said haven't I noticed that she only call me when she needs something and then a month or two later gave me a weak apology and said she did not mean any of the stuff she said, she was just upset and with that same breath, asked me for $200, claiming that her car broke down and she had to use her rent money to get her car fixed. Guess what jackass Cool Breeze did without hesistation, ran to Western Union the next morning and wired her the money. HEE HAW!!!!
2. The same girl as in #1. She was living in Houston and would drive to Dallas to see some dude who would never come to Houston to see her, but she would never come to visit me or if I asked to come to visit her, she answer real quick with a firm NO!!!!! But everytime she needed something, I just answered Yes (HEE HAW), Yes (HEE HAW), Yes (HEE HAW).
I was like her dog boy, any time she called, I would come running with my tongue out and tail wagging, just to be treated like and called a mutt when she did not need me anymore. Luckily, I eventually got some sense and the jackass and mutt in me turned into a Stallion and a Bulldog, I got the $200 back that I gave her. The sad thing is that I still think about her and even after 2 years if she called me today, I probably would turn right back into that jackass for her!!! HEE HAW!!!!!
During my sophomore year of college I pawned my herringbone necklace and gold nugget ring to help my dumbass ex-boyfriend help pay his rent. I was hoping that we would get back together and thought he would appreciate me helping him out. We never got back together....
Never did get my jewelry out of hock. One of yall prolly sporting my herringbone necklace now.
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